He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said....You wear pants don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping position tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and drink.
He said..... What have you been doing with the grocery money i gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said... A widow.
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
.This is a good one.
GOD doesn't need my ability, but my availability.