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Who wants to go to Iraq?

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Here's an email forward:

THE SOLDIER & THE NUN

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either.

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badung wrote:Here's an email forward:

THE SOLDIER & THE NUN

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either.



:-D :-D :-D badung - you made my day! .... kabilyako .... nice - nice - nice .....; more, more, more ... :-k

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badung wrote:Here's an email forward:

THE SOLDIER & THE NUN

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either.



:-D :-D :-D badung - you made my day! .... kabilyako .... nice - nice - nice .....; more, more, more ... :-k

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha is all I can say.

Ning kamalditohay mo na taraw.

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Bads,

hahahaha.... you-little-naughty-funny you !!!!!! =P~ =P~
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Mana Lay-ob, Insoms, Abb:

Anay, when I got this email forward, yahikatawa sa lugar ako. Laong ko, na hala, i-share ko ini, basin mahikatawahay isab sila. Madayaw kay yahikatawahay isab kamo. Sometimes we get bored, di ba? So, once in a while, let's share a joke.

So the other night, when we were about to sleep, I told my husband this story. And he was just laughing in the darkness, haha. :-D Good thing that the kids had gone to sleep, otherwise, one of them would knock on the door and ask, "Mom, what is it?" :-D

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Bads,

You got me laughing again...

Bads/Insom,

If only two balls were up there, the guy must be John Bobbitt !!!!! :-D :-D :-D

You agree K-Spy???? :-D
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lorena, ikaw ba yan? hahaha

snip, snip, snip!

abb, naughty you, huh?! =P~
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Madayaw da sab na wara na siya hangad kay basin hayabon ton tama paghikita na may gahawil bwahahahahahahahahaha

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