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Laong nila an taga Tago kuno para-away pero hanugay. Mamingawuni naman ganahani mandahap-dahap nan notisya. Naman ini na pabyon inhimo para kita na mga Tagon-on magkasinusihay, magka-binayluay nan mga gilaong, nan notisya, nan kaayuhan.
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Unread postPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:56 am 
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

Thought for the Day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.


You all have a good day. . . :-D

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Unread postPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:11 pm 
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hahahahahaha......

mapatay gayud ako nan abay katawa nan ako da isa nan inin imo paga post mana na jokes, kay dili ko ma imagine kon unoy resulta kon kaligpitan kaw nan mouse trap mintras ga kapkap kaw na alarm clock kay gusto mo pagngun an alarm kay katurogon pakaw lugar. hehehehe dilikado kon sa double deck kaw na katre lugar ga higda hehehehe kamo dakan mag imagine kon unoy resulta kon ikaw an yaon nan ini na panghitabo...hehehehehehe...


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Steel, komusta nakaw? hahaha mag lumon gayod kita kay very healthy sa isab an imagination mo hahahaha

Madayaw na yakalipot kaw kay laong ko hain na anhi na dugaydugay nasa wa kapaugintok.

Amo isab ako hapit but-oki nan ako iced tea kay abi ko tini-noud sus binolastog sa baya. hahahahaha....

Min dukih-kih pag hilabi sa # 6 kay ayay isab baya howashowasan gayod nan pinogo-ngay an linambid nan biti-is ta pina lubag na kibali pesi hahahahahah....itsar pa na hain sa gayod yaon papogong kon gusto mo lugwa. hahahaha..

Abi mo inin # 7 dumdum kaw nan una kon ag kita bakonahan sa bukton? Diba hadloki sa gayod kita kay masakit? Min laong yadton 3rd wife ni Lolo na si Lola Taling "kusi-on taka pag pas-sok sa dagum aron di ka sakitan" 8-[ aduy tinoud lagi kay diverted san ato hunahuna sa kobot astan tuslok yabahin di dihaw agaw sakit hahahahahahha hangtod kuman kon mag pa yearly bloodwork ako ag ko i press hard an ako thumb nail sa flesh nan next finger kay dili kosa ma feel an sakit nan tuslok nan dagum. So amoda lugar yaon na prinsipyo hahahaha

# 4 - Hay...if only it's that simple waray ma stroke amo? hahahahaha Galing kay ka kulba basin masayop amoy mahisagol sa linotu na dugo-dugo tsk, tsk, tsk ](*,) ](*,) 8-[

hala ayoayo ngaton....

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Ako isab yaka tir-is nan ini na post. Pag-abot sa number seven ya imagine ko dayon na hapit ko yaon himoa. More than a month ago gasakit permi an ako kukot. Yakadomdom sa dayon ako kan Sibs kon adi pa lang modagan dayon ako sa iya. Pagkadto ko sa ako dentist an laong e jacket kuno. How much? $1500 an isa, nah kay 2 ka kukot so $3000. Ako amiga an dentist so may discount, tag $1000 dakan an isa. Just the same mahali pa gihapon. Laong ko madayao pa martelyohon ko dakan ini para dili ako makagasto nan amo yaon ka dako. Pag tunga nan x ray madayao gani kay puede pa ma save. Oh what a relief! Kon inmartilyohan ko agaw kadako garo na pagbasol ko.

So before niyo sundon an post sa taas think twice, thrice or even more ha ha ha ha ha.


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