No Toilet Paper
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No Toilet Paper
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they
needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing
to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use
them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they
proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her butt that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they
needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing
to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use
them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they
proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her butt that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."
Remember, each of us is a vital thread in another person’s tapestry; our lives are woven together for a reason. One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend.
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