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Laong nila an taga Tago kuno para-away pero hanugay. Mamingawuni naman ganahani mandahap-dahap nan notisya. Naman ini na pabyon inhimo para kita na mga Tagon-on magkasinusihay, magka-binayluay nan mga gilaong, nan notisya, nan kaayuhan.
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Unread postPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:39 am 
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they
needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing
to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use
them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they
proceeded to go home.



The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her butt that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."

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 Post subject: ha ha ha
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saps,

kibali baya iton "To all the girls i love b4 "kanta.kadayawi isab na mga laki ad-on kun ugaling, kay very thoughtful.


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Madayao gani wara matusok an labot nan sagay…… ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.


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kanaman dili gayud ako magpalabi kon mag girls night out na kay basin kita makasingod sa sementeryo kon makatir is....

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yatis kaw saps maka pangaligkig sa lamang kitan di oras :-D

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