Bb. Pilipinas 2008: The Question & Answer Portion

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Re: Bb. Pilipinas 2008: The Question & Answer Portion

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sapaalaska wrote:K---
matay yadayang na isab ako....ikaw gayud....
saps,

bagan grabe na kay iton butoy sa tangkugo mo nan abay mo ka dayang! :-D

balitaw saps tinuodi gayud yaon. celebrity nan tandag yaon na judge pero may pagka bobita sanchez lugar. basta inkulba-i ako nan yadto naman insakmit ko gayud dayon an mic kay basin mo deretcho pagtubag an candidate. let me explain: kon ako say gud kuhaon na pageant host, i make it a point to meet the candidates kay mag crash tutorial ako on how to answer the question asta nan pag introduce kay kadaghanan lagi molaong sa: GOD EBNING, I'M MARIAN, REPRESENTING TO YOU BARANGAY PANDANON.

an ako gayud kanila tudlo simple da: GIRLS, PARA DILI KAMO MAG MENTAL BLOCK NGADTO SA STAGE, LISTEN TO THE QUESTION, THEN TRANSFORM THE INTERROGATIVE TO THE DECLARATIVE PARA AT LEAST MAY MAHISULTI MO DAYON, DI KAW MAG NGA-NGA ASTAN MAG KANGA-KANGA.

let me digress: naman against gayud ako nan yaon judges taraw amoy pahimuon nan question kay kadaghanan sa gud, ako day gihapon maghimon question ultima ora kay waray kahuna-huna-an nan judges. or kon may mga judges na mga malaki isab [like what happened in Madrid where i dabbled as host and judge---iban kami yadto ni sughac, na young, pretty UP grad (industrial pharmacy) an judge], magpaya-ab-yaab isab nan question na kon dihaw related to waste management, may kalambigitan sa world peace. mabudlayon ako nan yaon nga mga pangutana kay kon akoy candidate sumbalikan kon judge paglaong: SUMA KAMO, KAYA NIYO ITON TUBAGON?

now, back to my story. amo kay yadto saps na pagkahuman gayud pangutana nan judge ako dayon in follow-up an judge: MA'AM DO YOU MEAN TO ASK CANDIDATE NUMBER 8 WHAT'S HER AMBITION IN LIFE?

kay sus, dihaw dako na kataw-anan haw amo yadto an question, tapos an Candidate Number 8 mutuman nan tip ko, kay dihaw amo ini an sangputan nan tubag: THANK YOU FOR THE BEAUTIFUL QUESTION M'A'AM (wow!). MY AMBITION IN YOUR LIFE IS FOR YOU TO GET A DEGREE IN ENGLISH. THANK YOU AND WORLD PEACE!
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Re: Bb. Pilipinas 2008: The Question & Answer Portion

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kampanaryo_spy wrote:
sapaalaska wrote:K---
matay yadayang na isab ako....ikaw gayud....
saps,

bagan grabe na kay iton butoy sa tangkugo mo nan abay mo ka dayang! :-D

balitaw saps tinuodi gayud yaon. celebrity nan tandag yaon na judge pero may pagka bobita sanchez lugar. basta inkulba-i ako nan yadto naman insakmit ko gayud dayon an mic kay basin mo deretcho pagtubag an candidate. let me explain: kon ako say gud kuhaon na pageant host, i make it a point to meet the candidates kay mag crash tutorial ako on how to answer the question asta nan pag introduce kay kadaghanan lagi molaong sa: GOD EBNING, I'M MARIAN, REPRESENTING TO YOU BARANGAY PANDANON.

an ako gayud kanila tudlo simple da: GIRLS, PARA DILI KAMO MAG MENTAL BLOCK NGADTO SA STAGE, LISTEN TO THE QUESTION, THEN TRANSFORM THE INTERROGATIVE TO THE DECLARATIVE PARA AT LEAST MAY MAHISULTI MO DAYON, DI KAW MAG NGA-NGA ASTAN MAG KANGA-KANGA.

let me digress: naman against gayud ako nan yaon judges taraw amoy pahimuon nan question kay kadaghanan sa gud, ako day gihapon maghimon question ultima ora kay waray kahuna-huna-an nan judges. or kon may mga judges na mga malaki isab [like what happened in Madrid where i dabbled as host and judge---iban kami yadto ni sughac, na young, pretty UP grad (industrial pharmacy) an judge], magpaya-ab-yaab isab nan question na kon dihaw related to waste management, may kalambigitan sa world peace. mabudlayon ako nan yaon nga mga pangutana kay kon akoy candidate sumbalikan kon judge paglaong: SUMA KAMO, KAYA NIYO ITON TUBAGON?

now, back to my story. amo kay yadto saps na pagkahuman gayud pangutana nan judge ako dayon in follow-up an judge: MA'AM DO YOU MEAN TO ASK CANDIDATE NUMBER 8 WHAT'S HER AMBITION IN LIFE?

kay sus, dihaw dako na kataw-anan haw amo yadto an question, tapos an Candidate Number 8 mutuman nan tip ko, kay dihaw amo ini an sangputan nan tubag: THANK YOU FOR THE BEAUTIFUL QUESTION M'A'AM (wow!). MY AMBITION IN YOUR LIFE IS FOR YOU TO GET A DEGREE IN ENGLISH. THANK YOU AND WORLD PEACE!
k-spy and saps,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: amo kay gayud yaon an lesson nan pagpa akon-akon di sa naay isipon....kadayaw dayon lapdosan.

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Oh my goodness, K-SPY & BON :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: What a shame. Basta kaaay yang-gibarot an balhibo ko. Akoy inkulba.
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