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Gitikgitik na isab....

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Si Litoy Boloron drayber nan traysikol, masipugon. Minbuto an ligid nan iya traysikol tapos waray iya sagpik ipalit nan bag-o. Gahuna-huna siya na mangutang kan Yo David Patrimonio.

Minkadto si Litoy ka Yo David, gapahipi sa kilid.

Litoy (yangutana sa tindera): Ning, hain si Yo David?

Tindera: Yaligo pa raba. Nanga?

Litoy: Wara. May ako-ay garo tuyo.

Minbalik si Litoy pag pahipi. Gakutib-kutib an bahbah nan abay praktis nan iya titiyabon:

YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.
YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.
YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.

Taud-taud min aligmaat pagsud si Yo David sa tindahan.

Inkug-an si Litoy, ga kuba-kuban dubdob. Para di apsan nan kasipog, mindali dali paglaong:

Litoy: Yo Ligid, pautangan David!
"Most claims of originality are testimony to ignorance and most claims of magic are testimony to hubris." -James March-

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kampanaryo_spy wrote:Si Litoy Boloron drayber nan traysikol, masipugon. Minbuto an ligid nan iya traysikol tapos waray iya sagpik ipalit nan bag-o. Gahuna-huna siya na mangutang kan Yo David Patrimonio.

Minkadto si Litoy ka Yo David, gapahipi sa kilid.

Litoy (yangutana sa tindera): Ning, hain si Yo David?

Tindera: Yaligo pa raba. Nanga?

Litoy: Wara. May ako-ay garo tuyo.

Minbalik si Litoy pag pahipi. Gakutib-kutib an bahbah nan abay praktis nan iya titiyabon:

YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.
YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.
YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.

Taud-taud min aligmaat pagsud si Yo David sa tindahan.

Inkug-an si Litoy, ga kuba-kuban dubdob. Para di apsan nan kasipog, mindali dali paglaong:

Litoy: Yo Ligid, pautangan David!
bwahahahahahaha! :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

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Re: Laughter, the best medicine

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kampanaryo_spy wrote:Si Litoy Boloron drayber nan traysikol, masipugon. Minbuto an ligid nan iya traysikol tapos waray iya sagpik ipalit nan bag-o. Gahuna-huna siya na mangutang kan Yo David Patrimonio.

Minkadto si Litoy ka Yo David, gapahipi sa kilid.

Litoy (yangutana sa tindera): Ning, hain si Yo David?

Tindera: Yaligo pa raba. Nanga?

Litoy: Wara. May ako-ay garo tuyo.

Minbalik si Litoy pag pahipi. Gakutib-kutib an bahbah nan abay praktis nan iya titiyabon:

YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.
YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.
YO DAVID, PAUTANGAN LIGID.

Taud-taud min aligmaat pagsud si Yo David sa tindahan.

Inkug-an si Litoy, ga kuba-kuban dubdob. Para di apsan nan kasipog, mindali dali paglaong:

Litoy: Yo Ligid, pautangan David!
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D dayang ako

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aber kuno, uno-uno an pato ma dayang? :-D
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kampanaryo_spy wrote:aber kuno, uno-uno an pato ma dayang? :-D
hahaha! hala kspy uno sa agaw?
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Re: Gitikgitik na isab....

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K-spy,

Nah uno na adton si litoy yaka utang da nan ligid kan yo David?
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uno pa ping! actually impasayon ni litoy an kinabuhi nan mga driver kay human nan yadto na hitabo, igo dakan molaong an mga drayber na "Yo Ligid, pautangan David," adto automatic na dayon si Japan. =P~
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k_spy,

in kaisgan ako ni mike kay arangin kon katawa na gabasa!!! ha ha ha ha.... as in pur-ak gayud. na yahango ako. dili sa siya maka-relate kay wara siya makakila... :D :D :D :D :D
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gingot wrote:
k_spy,
in kaisgan ako ni mike kay arangin kon katawa na gabasa!!!

gingot,

tag vertical mo sab dajon kuta sija para hi anawan. hahahaha dyok.
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kspy,

sus iton da sa gani itun!nah nanga sa dugayi mo inin ipost na joke?
:lol: :lol: :lol: ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

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kiboglets wrote:kspy,

sus iton da sa gani itun!nah nanga sa dugayi mo inin ipost na joke?
:lol: :lol: :lol: ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

aduy cutting classes kaw sa seminar, ha?!

yadi pay arang garo pero, all together now: ET'S A SEN TO TILL E JUK....
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bwe hehehe. ask lang ako y s japan not amused. rgrds ako kan litoy.

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kampanaryo_spy wrote:
kiboglets wrote:kspy,

sus iton da sa gani itun!nah nanga sa dugayi mo inin ipost na joke?
:lol: :lol: :lol: ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

aduy cutting classes kaw sa seminar, ha?!

yadi pay arang garo pero, all together now: ET'S A SEN TO TILL E JUK....
kspy,

korekted by! cutting classes gayud an drama ko! kay gadalipasa gayud ako sa seminar kay silib gayud ako nganhi sa pabyon nato. pastilan rare breed tagon-on sa kaw gayud :roll :roll :roll

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