THE 'MASSACRE' OF THE GREAT ROBERT MCNAMARA

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THE 'MASSACRE' OF THE GREAT ROBERT MCNAMARA

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(By special request, we are reprinting this Gitik-gitik from the previous incarnation of tagosds.org, the "Kahungan-hunganan nan Tago" blogspot)


Gawas siguro nan mga batan-on, waray tao sa Tago na wara kakila kan Ranggan. Or Robert McNamara. Or Mac, for short. Grabe si Mac ka papyular. Darling of the crowd, kahin pa nila.

Multi-talented sab si Mac. Guapo mo declaim nan The Unpardonable Crime:


"Party? Damn those parties, Yolanda! Stay at home and study your lesson."

"No, Mama! I must, I must go!"



Pero an pinakapaborito ko gayud haw mo orate na si Mac nan “Land of Bondage, Land of the Free” ni Raul S. Manglapus. Muplastar dayon yaon sa amo atubangan haw tan-awon kami isa-isa, tapos------


Who dares accuse him now? Who dares rise up in judgment against this man, reduced to this subhuman level by three centuries of oppression?

(Tutukan si Duchess)

You accuse me of ignorance. But I am ignorant because my master finds it profitable to keep me ignorant. Free me from bondage, and I shall prove you false!

(Tan-awon si Nick Laurente)

You accuse me of indolence. But I am indolent not because I have no will, but because I have no hope.

(Tan-awon si Winse Pareja)

Why should I labor if the fruits of my labor go to extinguish an inextinguishable debt! Free me from bondage, and I will prove you false!


(Mudud haw muluhod sa atubangan ni Ailel Luna.)

Give me land. Land to own. Land unbeholden to any tyrant. Land that will be free. Give me land for I am starving. Give me land that my children will not die.

(Muhila haw mukamang kan Belen Pareja-Laurente, mangamuyo.)

Sell it to me. Sell it to me at a fair price as one free man sells to another. And not as a usurer sells to a slave.


(Mo tindug. Hagawhaw na an boses. Maghagak)

I am poor. But I will pay it! I will work and work until I fall with weariness for my privilege and my right to be free!

But if you will not grant me this last request. This ultimate demand, then build a wall around your homes... build it high!... build it strong!... place a sentry on every parapet... for I who have been silent these three hundred years, will come in the night when you are feasting, with my cry and my bolo at your door...

And may God have mercy on your soul!


(Mo bow haw ma collapse dayon taraw!)

Tungod nan ini na talent, amo inhimo si Mac na honorary member nan amo grupo, an Gruppo Nan Amo.

Kada summer, magtukod gayud si Mac nan iya team na SPEED MAC, aber haw waray iya sagpik! Tapos an mga players, import gayud tanan, gikan sa Cebu, sa Surigao City obin Butuan.

Inin iya mga players bisan hain niya pahuy-a: ngad-on ka miling curada, kas-a sa bay na bobot baguhin, anay bisan hain dakan lang lagi. Buntag, paniudto, hapon, maglibot si Mac sa Tago. Haw magkita kamo tapos makig eyes-to-eyes kaw kaniya, tiwas kaw kay mulaong dayon si Mac: paniudto kaw! Di kaw gayud ka balibad. Amo yaon an birtud ni Mac.

Kuman ini, si Mac yapatay. Demodo yangaulika kami kay amistades gud namo si Mac. An amo grupo an ga plastar ngadto sa ila bay, kami isab an ga mugna nan necrological service na ako mismo an ga emcee. An mga speakers sa Atty. Nabor Zafra, Dolit Yu, et al.

Daan pa sa una, an tugon gayud ni Mac na haw mapatay siya, adto siya haya-a sa gym. Tapos, para maka kwarta an iya bestest friend na si Ime Bautista, papertahan siya. Wara namo yaon tumana.

Pagka notisya namo na patay na si Mac, didto dayon kami sa bungtod kay adto na sa sa Ningky maghuya, didto sab haya-a si Mac. Sa gate pa daan, insugat na kami ni Ya Maring, gatiyaho. K-spy, laong ni Ya Maring, kamo sa iton mga brayet, sino gani adton mga ninong ug ninang ni Ranggan?

Dayang kami tanan.

Nan pagkadum, siempre yangadji kami tanan. Taud-taud abot inin si Marilou Magallanes-Gallardo. Istorya-istorya, katawa-katawa, kaon-kaon. Laong dayon ni Marilou, ina-ay pa kay musilib naa ako kan Mac.

Way minuto, balik si Marilou na gapanghingatawa sa kilid. Laong dayon niya, uno baya ‘gor (amo sangud), massacre inin yahitabo?

Kay nanga? laong ko.

Inkit-an mon kodak sa imabaw nan kahon ni Mac?

Wara.

Hala kadtu-a naa, tan-awa, laong niya.

Dalikakas kami pagsambilaw nan kodak. Sa imabaw nan kahon ni Mac, may iya kodak nan pag-attend niya nan 25th birthday ni Tata Elizalde. Hanap na gamatingi siya kay adto sa siya sa luyo nan kadaghanan; an dagkui na ginawngan kay yaon sa front si Tata kay celebrant gud, si Duchess, si Bebels, si NickLau, ug uban pa.

Massacre gayud agaw!

Naman an leksyon: pagpakodak daan nan solo kay basin marut-ok kaw nan way sabernada, may imo na daan hulagway, di na kaw makadarahig nan iban na mahibarurog nan kataw-anan!
"Most claims of originality are testimony to ignorance and most claims of magic are testimony to hubris." -James March-

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K-spy,

Demodo ini magsiguro na ako pag lain nan solo picture ko. Simbako lamang. :wink

Yahikatawa gayud ako nan dialogue sa iyo ni Ya Maring. nanga na inkalimtan niya
adton mga ninong hasta ninang ni Ranggan? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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k-spy,

bagan inkahagasan kaw ni mac nan iya birtud kay nanga sa memorize mo sa an iya mga oratorical pieces? ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) [-X [-X [-X

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kiboglets wrote:k-spy,

bagan inkahagasan kaw ni mac nan iya birtud kay nanga sa memorize mo sa an iya mga oratorical pieces?
duha ka semana adesir si mac yarut-ok,in turn over niyan iya libretto kanako. abihay mo unoy yakasuwat sa cover nan iya libretto? GOOGLE! :-D
"Most claims of originality are testimony to ignorance and most claims of magic are testimony to hubris." -James March-

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LEGEND SA GAYUD ININ AKO LUMON!

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kampanaryo_spy wrote:
kiboglets wrote:k-spy,

bagan inkahagasan kaw ni mac nan iya birtud kay nanga sa memorize mo sa an iya mga oratorical pieces?
duha ka semana adesir si mac yarut-ok,in turn over niyan iya libretto kanako. abihay mo unoy yakasuwat sa cover nan iya libretto? GOOGLE! :-D
kspy,

aw amo? ay2 wara pay lugar uso nan GOOGLE daan na siya gauna. :D :D :D

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Kibs,

Anay kay grabe ka advance an utok nan iton si Mac. Sa una pa, daan na siya High tech. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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kiboglets wrote:k-spy,

bagan inkahagasan kaw ni mac nan iya birtud kay nanga sa memorize mo sa an iya mga oratorical pieces?

memorayiz ko sab gani an imo piesa nan high school kaw: CPR's "I am a Filipino." :-D

remember these lines?


"I am a Filipino - inheritor of a glorious past, hostage to the uncertain future. As such I must prove equal to a two-fold task: the task of meeting my responsibility to the past; and the task of performing my obligation to the future.

I sprung from a hardy race - child of many generations removed of ancient Malayan pioneers."


memorayiz mo pa ini kibs?
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kampanaryo_spy wrote:
kiboglets wrote:k-spy,

bagan inkahagasan kaw ni mac nan iya birtud kay nanga sa memorize mo sa an iya mga oratorical pieces?

memorayiz ko sab gani an imo piesa nan high school kaw: CPR's "I am a Filipino." :-D

remember these lines?


"I am a Filipino - inheritor of a glorious past, hostage to the uncertain future. As such I must prove equal to a two-fold task: the task of meeting my responsibility to the past; and the task of performing my obligation to the future.

I sprung from a hardy race - child of many generations removed of ancient Malayan pioneers."


memorayiz mo pa ini kibs?
k-spy,

yangimbarut ako pagbasa ko yakadum2 ako na an ako pani udto bayabas da gayud intawon pero yakadaugay kay ako 1st place :roll :roll


yadi kay isa ka paragraph wara ko na hudta kay i cried river na. hahahaha

I am a Filipino. In my blood runs the immortal seed of heroes-seed that flowered down the centuries in deeds and of courage and defiance. In my veins yet pulses the same hot blood that sent Lapu-Lapu to battle against the alien foe that drove Diego Silang and Dagohoy into rebellion against the foreign oppressor.

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toyang wrote:Kibs,

Anay kay grabe ka advance an utok nan iton si Mac. Sa una pa, daan na siya High tech. :lol: :lol: :lol:
mana toyang,

lage saludar gayud ako inka unahan pa kita mag GOOGLE :lol:

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kampanaryo_spy wrote:
memorayiz ko sab gani an imo piesa nan high school kaw: CPR's "I am a Filipino." :-D

remember these lines?


"I am a Filipino - inheritor of a glorious past, hostage to the uncertain future. As such I must prove equal to a two-fold task: the task of meeting my responsibility to the past; and the task of performing my obligation to the future.

I sprung from a hardy race - child of many generations removed of ancient Malayan pioneers."
Across the centuries, the memory comes rushing back to me: of browned skinned man putting out to sea in ships that were as frail as their heart were stout. Over the sea I see them come, borne upon the billowing waves and the whistling wind, carried upon the mighty swell of hope-hope in the free abundance of the new land that was to be their home and their children's forever.

kspy,

habaii ini eleven bagan ka paragaraph #-o
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kiboglets wrote:k-spy,

yangimbarut ako pagbasa ko yakadum2 ako na an ako pani udto bayabas da gayud intawon. pero yakadaugay kay ako, 1st place.

more than i salute you, i envy you, kibs. incident like this helps build character. :roll

sa tandag adton contest, amo? sino gani adton mga kalaban mo?
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kampanaryo_spy wrote:
kiboglets wrote:k-spy,

yangimbarut ako pagbasa ko yakadum2 ako na an ako pani udto bayabas da gayud intawon. pero yakadaugay kay ako, 1st place.

more than i salute you, i envy you, kibs. incident like this helps build character. :roll

sa tandag adton contest, amo? sino gani adton mga kalaban mo?
k_spy,

sa purisima da i was in third year high. wara ako magdahum na makadaog kay wara say katudlo sa ako paga memorize ko sa lamang yadto tapos paga internalize ko isab taraw an ako piesa laong ko bahala na si batman. mahamok an ako kalaban yadto kay way say limit nan rep for every section and year, tapos isa pa an ako gayud kalaban na inkahadlukan ko si salome herrera sa gayud kay wat is banggiitan sa englis. si syl2 isab entra an iya piesa bagan WOMAN? si grace m. an amo vale entra isab. bagan gani si ice entra isab. HALA ICE KOMPIRMAHA NAAY INI :lol: naman cryly gayud ako k_spy kun ako kadumduman :cry:

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ka-grabehi isab ni marilou, kriminal sa baya isab, in kahuna-huna-an pa sa gayod niya an massacre sa oras nan guol, she's a genius!!! :roll

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