MARRIAGE AND FRENCH

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MARRIAGE AND FRENCH

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dunno, but these really made me laugh.

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LOVE AND MARRIAGE CYCLE

1-2 yrs: magkasalo sa plato

3-5 yrs: tig-isang plato

5-7 yrs: nagbabatuhan na ng plato

8-10 yrs: wala na silang plato

This is what we call
PLATOnic love!

and most especially, this.

LEARNING FRENCH

City - ce vou

Drug - sha vou

Good bye - va vou

Bald - cal vou

Caught in the act - navo cou

Feathers - valahi vou

Not clear - mala vou

Cute - a cou
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K-Spy,

You know what? This was the opening story by our presiding priest on his homily during our wedding. Hehehe! It cracked everyone up. :)
" In Life, God doesn't give you the people you want; instead, He gives you the people you need; to teach you, to hurt you, and to love you, and to make you exactly the way you should be... SMILE! For, Life will always be, B-E-A-Utiful. "

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hahahahaha. really, coletz? that priest sure knew how to sprinkle humor in an otherwise solemn affair. but guess, that drove home the point like no other. as shakespeare said, "the most serious things are said in jest!"

and so i take it that you're still sharing the same plate with bonsal. or have you started shopping for yourself a nice, square plate either in
vermilion or cerulean blue? :-D
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hahaha! I'm so glad to say that we're still sharing the same old plate we used since. :-D Really, I think there's no fun in having your own plate, be it the nicest china in cerulean blue or vermilion. :lol:
" In Life, God doesn't give you the people you want; instead, He gives you the people you need; to teach you, to hurt you, and to love you, and to make you exactly the way you should be... SMILE! For, Life will always be, B-E-A-Utiful. "

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