Who wants to go to Iraq?

[badung]

Here's an email forward:

THE SOLDIER & THE NUN

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either.

[lay-ob]

Here's an email forward:

THE SOLDIER & THE NUN

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either.

badung - you made my day! .... kabilyako .... nice - nice - nice .....; more, more, more ...

[lay-ob]

Here's an email forward:

THE SOLDIER & THE NUN

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either.

badung - you made my day! .... kabilyako .... nice - nice - nice .....; more, more, more ...

[Insomada]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha is all I can say.

Ning kamalditohay mo na taraw.

[Alibangbang]

Bads,

hahahaha.... you-little-naughty-funny you !!!!!!

[badung]

Mana Lay-ob, Insoms, Abb:

Anay, when I got this email forward, yahikatawa sa lugar ako. Laong ko, na hala, i-share ko ini, basin mahikatawahay isab sila. Madayaw kay yahikatawahay isab kamo. Sometimes we get bored, di ba? So, once in a while, let's share a joke.

So the other night, when we were about to sleep, I told my husband this story. And he was just laughing in the darkness, haha. Good thing that the kids had gone to sleep, otherwise, one of them would knock on the door and ask, "Mom, what is it?"

[Alibangbang]

Bads,

You got me laughing again...

Bads/Insom,

If only two balls were up there, the guy must be John Bobbitt !!!!!

You agree K-Spy????

[kampanaryo_spy]

lorena, ikaw ba yan? hahaha

snip, snip, snip!

abb, naughty you, huh?!

[toyang]

Madayaw da sab na wara na siya hangad kay basin hayabon ton tama paghikita na may gahawil bwahahahahahahahahaha