Laughter, the best medicine

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hala naay ma mur-ak kita...post naa bisan uno na joke bahala uno ka green kay green sa isab ako as in incredible hulk..laay sa gud usahay :-D :-D :-D

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Mrs.: Sir Puede Manawagan sa akong bana kay nilayas, gidala akong 5 ka anak.
Anouncer: Go Ahead!
Mrs. : Hoy! amaw! E-Uli ang mga bata kay usa ra imo diha..Ayaw patakag panguha.

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A German pastor was invited to speak at his friends church.
Pastor: When introducing me, i dont want u to mention my positions/titles.
Friend: how do want me to introduce u?
Pastor: Just tell them that im also a shepherd of God's flock or something like that.
Friend: Brothers & Sisters, Im previledg to introduce to u our speaker, a german shepherd.

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Isang gabi may lalaking nasiraan ng kotse sa isang liblib na bayan. May isang matanda sa may puno ng balete na lumapit, ibinenta ang isang libro sa halagang P1000.00...Namamahalan sya pero napilitan sya bilhin. Sabi ng matanda, "wag mong titingnan ang huling pahina kundi magsisisi ka!" Tapos, nawala ang matanda...umandar ang kotse. Sa bahay di sya makakatulog. Kinuha ang libro, tiningnan ang huling pahina. nakasulat: NATIONAL BOOKSTORE P49.50.

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Jun-jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin
kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-jun: Sino ang walang assignment?


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Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, maam!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero maam, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok
ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?


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Atorni: Gaano ka katagal ni-rape ng nasa-sakdal?
Virginia: Mga limang oras po!
Atorni: Limang oras ka ginahasa?!
Virginia: Kasama na po yung foreplay, pagkatapos, nagyosi pa
kami para may bonding.


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Boss asks sexy secretary to a dinner after overtime: Are you free
tonight?
The sexy secretary rep! lies: Sir, ha... Huwag namang FREE... Bibigyan
na lang kita ng discount!


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Gumimik sa mall ang tatlong binatilyo...
Jepoy: Shit! Ang cute nung girl!
Kevin: Sexy pa! Grabe!
Nathan: Sino? Yung naka-mini skirt? Kilala ko siya! Tatawagin ko,
ha... Kuyaaahhh!!!


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T: May sampung inggitera. Nagpakamatay ang isa. Ilan ang natira?
S: Wala! Kasi, nainggit ang iba, gumaya tuloy!


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Eliseo: Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo. Ang akala
niya,
ang LAWSUIT ay uniporme ng pulis!
Joshue: Sus! Tanga nga! Eh di ba, uniporme ng abugado yun?!


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Sa isang Radio Station. ! may isang lalaking nagrequest na
patugtugin ang
isang kanta.
DJ: Kanino mo ide-dedicate ang song?
lalake: Sa Biyenan ko po!
DJ: Wow! Bihira ang ganyang nag-rerequest para sa kanyang biyenan.
Eh ano namang kanta ang gusto mong patugtugin natin?
lalake: Devil Woman


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Mister: I don't know what's wrong with me. I eat like a bird,
work like
a horse and I'm tired as a dog.
Misis: Masama yan. Bakit hindi ka magpakonsulta sa beterinaryo?


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Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?
Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 years na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O, sige po... manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Itay, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo!


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Kustomer: Ang linis talaga ng restaurant ninyo!
Waiter: Salamat po! . Bakit ninyo nasabi iyan?
Kustomer: Kasi, lahat ng pagkain n'yo, lasang sabon!

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GF: Saan tayo?
BF: Punta tayo roon... sa madilim!
GF: Ha?
BF: Trust me!
GF: Ok.
Pagdating sa madilim...
GF: Bakit ka naghubo?
BF: Huwag kang maingay!
GF: Maghuhubo rin ako!
BF: Bakit? Tatae ka rin ba?


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Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. Sa requiem mass, sinabi ng
pari
patungkol sa namatay, "An honest man, a good man, a family man"
etcetera, etcetera. Binulungan ng biyuda ang panganay na anak,
"Pakisilip
nga ang kabaong kung ang daddy mo nga ang nasa loob!"

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