As I grow in age, I value women over age 40 most of all. Here are just a
few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually
more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be rejected and unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They already know your sins. A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women
are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning,
smart, well-coiffed, lovely woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy
relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the
cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
