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Peanuts & the Driver

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches
up.After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the
little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?
"The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
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*imesh wrote:A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches
up.After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the
little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?
"The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."



hehehe :!: ati-a Mesh ... pakupakupa baya iton bus driver nan linupad nan old lady sanan iya mga kaiban .... arang baya adton mga tiguwang na pasahero ... hain sa sila pasingud Mesh ... :?: :roll:

babayyyyy, uli na gayud ako, dummm na ngadi 6:00pm past na. ciao.... :arrow: :wink:
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*imesh wrote:A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches
up.After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the
little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?
"The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."



hehehehehehe...ay-ay na bata ito....kabibo.......
IF YOU WANT TO END UP WITH THE RIGHT ONE, YOU GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN....THE BEST ONES ARE ALWAYS TAKEN..........IF YOU WON'T STEAL THEM , YOU WON'T HAVE THEM... : )

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hahaha uno ad on na chocolate may baho? hehehehe

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ranz_ikov wrote:hahaha uno ad on na chocolate may baho? hehehehe



Bagan, Oo.... Bahon ... Hungab .... Mama^ :!: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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hahahaha ikaw gyod te laybs

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ranz_ikov wrote:hahahaha ikaw gyod te laybs



inday sab ranz haw yaka-abot pa kamo nan mga tiguwang na ga MAMA^ (buyo sanan mam-on), LAGUT, TORUTOT manimaho dayon nan dahon .. ay kahamot amo da nan ga plantsa na hinapinan nan dahon nan saging, PERO, kasagulan na gani an baho nan lagut ... aduy .... pagadagat na ako.... malabadi na dayon an U ko.... Kanaman an mga social na mga tiguwang ... yangaon dakan lamang sila nan mani na sokolet coated haw tagan sa bus driver an mani .... hehehe :roll: di way usik :!: :lol:
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hahaha, wara kaw malakip sa mga social aged, hehehe grbe bya niyo sa una amo

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