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***BERTA`S LOVE STORY***

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Dear Ate Charo,

Thank you for considering this letter of mine. I'm writing about Ben. We're in our twenties and both work in Makati. In fact, we used to be officemates. I've known him for almost two years and all the time, I've been in-love with him, although we are just friends and he has a girlfriend he intends to marry.
Ate Charo, I can't help but fall in love with him. He's perfect! He's responsible, intelligent, resourceful, thoughtful, loving, sweet, caring, upright, kind, family-oriented, and a God-fearing individual. His good looks are just an added bonus. I can't believe such a man still exists today and I will forever be thankful for his friendship. It is a pain to be so in-love with him because he and his girlfriend are perfect for each other and are so happy being together. I don't know if he's aware of my feelings for him, but winning his heart, I think, is out of the question. His girlfriend is too precious for him. Losing her would truly hurt him, and I don't want to see him in pain. I know, however, that a part of me wishes he would reciprocate my love, but he's just too good for me. He deserves someone better, like the girl he has now. Knowing he's happy with her is enough consolation for me. I want his happiness even if it would mean my own despair. God knows how much I'm suffering. Writing this letter alone is already a torture. I've been trying very hard to forget him. I've done ways I know to free myself. Pero ang kulit talaga ng puso ko, ayaw sumunod.
Ate Charo, I haven't seen or talked with him for a long time and I thought his absence wouldsomehow cool down the feeling, but it hasn't. I don't want to miss him, but I do miss him terribly. How can I forget him? Whenever I see a place, a thing, or a situation, my mind automatically associates it with him. His memories occupy most of my waking and sleeping hours. His face pops into my mind in the middle of my lunch, when I'm talking with my friends, cleaning my house, or just doing something which has nothing to remind me of him. Odd, but true. I'm not bitter, Ate,, I don't blame myself, him, nor God for this situation. As a matter of fact, I'm thankful. Painfully odd as it is, this situation has made me the mature person I am now. But I can't help ask myself why should someone fall for another when they are not meant for each other? Why Ate Charo? Why? You know Ate, whenever I pray, I always ask God to help me let go of this love. I just want to feel the same way he feels for me... as a friend and nothing more. I know I can get through this because I believe that God wouldn't give me something He knows I couldn't handle. Someday I will be able to smile again without being hurt when I remember him. God has His reason for all of these and until I know the reasons, I want to hear words from you. Attached is my picture to show my sincerity and let you decide if am really not meant for his love. Please Ate Charo, help me...


Sincerely,
Berta



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Dear Berta,

Punyeta kang bakla ka!Mas maganda pa sa iyo ang tsonggong puyat. Pinagod mo pa ako sa pagbasa ng letter mo! Ang landi mo!!! Makati ka pa sa gabing Bicol! Tigilan mo na ang ilusyon mo, iha. Hindi mo kayang ibigay kay Ben ang kayang ibigay ng girlfriend niya. Sa susunod na sumulat ka pa sa akin,ipapasagasa kita sa pison!!


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***THE CALL***

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((((RING)))) (((RING)))
**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause...

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***





Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? .....Is this 555-7039??"
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**THE STORY OF A MOTHER....**

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Registered nurse si Maria sa States. Kasama nya ang kanyang ina na nagpagamot din doon. Namatay ang ina nito. Dahil sa kamahalan ng pamasahe pabalik sa Pilipinas, nagtipid si Maria. Pinauwi na lang niya ang kabaong ng kanyang ina na mag-isa.



Pagdating ng kabaong, napansin ng mga kapamilya niya na dikit na dikit ang mukha ng bangkay sa salamin ng ataul. Nagkomento tuloy and isang anak, "Ay, naku! Tingnan mo 'yan... hindi sila marunong mag-ayos ng bangkay sa Amerika!" Upang ayusin ang itsura ng bangkay, binuksan ang kabaong.



Aba! May sulat sa dibdid ng ina. Kinuha nila ito at binasa. Ang nilalaman ng liham na mula kay Maria.



"Mahal kong tatay at mga kapatid,



"Pasensya na kayo at hindi ko nasamahan ang nanay sa pag-uwi riyan sa Pilipinas dahil napakamahal ng pamasahe.



"Ang gastos ko pa lang sa kanya ay mahigit $1,000 na. Ayoko nang isipin pa ang eksaktong halaga. "Anyway, ipinadala ko kasama ni nanay ang mga sumusunod...



"Nasa likod ni nanay ang dalawampu't apat na karnenorte. And adidas na suot ni nanay ay para kay tatay. Ang limang pares ng de-goma ay nasa loob ng dalawang asul na Jansport na backpack na inuunan ni nanay. Tig-iisa kayo.



"Ang iba't-ibang klase ng tsokolate at candy ay nasa puetan ni nanay. Para sa mga bata ito. Bahala na kayong magparte-parte. Sana'y hindi matunaw ang mga ito.



"Ang pokemon stuffed toy na yapos-yapos ni nanay ay para sa bunso ni ate. Gift ko sa first birthday ng bata.



"Ang itim na Esprit bag ay para kay Nene, Ate, nasa loob ng bag ang pictures ni inay, japanese version ng pokemon trading cards at stickers.



"Suot ni nanay ang tatlong Ralph Lauren, apat na Gap at dalawang Old Navy t-shirts. Ang isa ay para kay Kuya at tig-iisa ang mga pamangkin ko. Maisusuot ninyo ang mga iyan sa fiesta.



"Suot din ni inay ang anim na panty hose at tatlong warmer para sa mga dalaga kong pamangkin. Isuot nyo sa party.



"May isang dosenang NBA caps sa may paanan ni nanay. Para sa inyo, itay, kuya, dikong, Tiyo Romy. Bigyan nyo na rin ng tig-isa 'yung mga pamangkin ko at yong isa ay kay Pareng Tulume.



"Ang tigdadalawang pares ng Nike wristband at knee caps na suot-suot din ni nanay ay para sa mga anak mo, diko, na nagbabasketball.



"Tigdadalawang ream ng Marlboro green at Winston Lights ang nasa pagitan ng mga hita ni nanay.



"Apat na jar ng Skippy Peanut Butter, dalawang dishwashing liquid, isang Kiwi glass cleaner at tig-aanim na Colgate at Aqua Fresh ang nakasiksik sa kilikili ni nanay. Hati-hati na kayo, huwag mag-aagawan.



"Isang dosenang Wonder bra na gustong-gusto ni Tiya Iska, suot-suot din ni nanay. Alam kong inaasam-asam nyo 'yan, tiya.



"Ang Rolex na bilin-bilin mo tatay, suot-suot ni nanay. Kunin mo agad, tatay. "Ang hikaw, singsing at kuwintas (na may nakakabit pang anim na nail cutters) na gustong-gusto mo, ditse, ay suot-suot din ni nanay. Kunin mo na rin agad, ditse.



"Isang Ray Ban ladies sunglass na pabirthday ko kay Ninang Berta, hindi ko ba pinasuot kay nanay. Isiniksik ko na lang sa may bandang ulunan ni nanay. Nasa pink na plastik na maliit.



"Mga Chanel at Champion na medyas, suot-suot din ni nanay. Tig-iisa kayo, mga pamangkin ko.



"Mga pampers, panty liners, cotton buds, cotton balls, table napkins at mga scotch brite na may foam ay natatakpan ng mga puting bath towels..."yon bale ang pinangkutson ko sa kabaong ni nanay. Marami-rami rin iyon. Parte-parte rin kayo.



"Marami pa akong ipinagsisiksik kung saan-saang parte gaya ng cafe, coffee creamer, ilang vienna sausage na de lata, barbie dolls, toothbrush, paper cups, plastic spoon and pork, paper at styro foam plates, perfume, cologne, ballpens, stationaries, envelopes, bar soaps, match box toys, used t-shirts, hand towels, CD, VHS tapes, padlock, tools gaya ng screw driver, plais, long nose, atbp. Na hindi ko na na-itemize dahil nagmamadali ako.



"Marami pa sana akong ipaglalalagay kaya lang, baka mag-excess at si nanay pa ang maiwan.



"Basta parte-parte kayo, tatay, kuya, ate, dikong, ditse. Para sa inyo lahat ito.



"Bahala na kayo kay nanay. Pamimisahan ko na lang siya rito.



"Balitaan ninyo na lang ako pagkatapos ng libing.



"Paki-double check ang lista kung walang nawala sa mga ipinadala ko."







Nagmamahal,



Maria



"P.S. Pakibihisan ninyo agad si Nanay!"
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hahaha!

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ay,ay isab! makakatawa an makalouy sab na story.

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dayang sa sab kita abay katawa
IF YOU WANT TO END UP WITH THE RIGHT ONE, YOU GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN....THE BEST ONES ARE ALWAYS TAKEN..........IF YOU WON'T STEAL THEM , YOU WON'T HAVE THEM... : )

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ate ni imesh wrote:ay,ay isab! makakatawa an makalouy sab na story.


hinay abay pur-ak kay an tahi mo...mubukad itun :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BUTIGON wrote:dayang sa sab kita abay katawa


matay butigz...kun amo yaon bayhu nan
imo pinahubong.....bagan sa gayud tabunan mo
an ginawngan kun makig storya kaw :lol: :lol: :lol:
huna huna-a sa lang yaon baba da unsay sab
basakan nan kahawag :lol: :lol: :lol:
basta kay ako...gapakatawa da lang...
an maka ihi...way ako labot hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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gibilin dkan garo an nanay para damo an maibutang na gamit, gi pa LBC dkan haod ngadi sa pinas hehehehe

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ranz_ikov wrote:gibilin dkan garo an nanay para damo an maibutang na gamit, gi pa LBC dkan haod ngadi sa pinas hehehehe


kaluoy na ina...pagka way puangud na anak
inin si mariaaaaa...way luatan na bata :lol: :lol: :lol:
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8) 8) 8) ka way puangod inin c maria ky wara dakan sa nya apili ug pagpa dala nan bado an iya nanay para pag lubong yaon sab ma sukbot. regalo dasa gyud an inka dumduman. :P :P :P e2n paga hubo-an tanan an ila nanay ky yag ilug sin-o maka una pag kuha nan regalo. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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BAGONG NA MATAM-IS wrote:8) 8) 8) ka way puangod inin c maria ky wara dakan sa nya apili ug pagpa dala nan bado an iya nanay para pag lubong yaon sab ma sukbot. regalo dasa gyud an inka dumduman. :P :P :P e2n paga hubo-an tanan an ila nanay ky yag ilug sin-o maka una pag kuha nan regalo. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:



kuan sa cguro bagong...higayun na sa lugar
amuy cguro paga isip ni maria hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ay, ay moneth! diin mo ini makuha na storya. :lol: :lol: :lol:

hukad ako. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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COLETZ wrote:ay, ay moneth! diin mo ini makuha na storya. :lol: :lol: :lol:

hukad ako. :lol: :lol: :lol:



hello mommy coletz...musta na kaw :lol:
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Moneth!!! you're back.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Diin kaw taraw yagsiningod-singud? inmingaw lang kami sa imo. charing! hehehe!

Okeihi da ako, kaluoy sa Dios. God is really good. Miss yah! :D
" In Life, God doesn't give you the people you want; instead, He gives you the people you need; to teach you, to hurt you, and to love you, and to make you exactly the way you should be... SMILE! For, Life will always be, B-E-A-Utiful. "

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COLETZ wrote:Moneth!!! you're back.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Diin kaw taraw yagsiningod-singud? inmingaw lang kami sa imo. charing! hehehe!

Okeihi da ako, kaluoy sa Dios. God is really good. Miss yah! :D



ngawat na sab ako ngadi nan oras sa trabaho hehehehe....
congrats agaw coletz...
mau ra to....sa sunod na sab...kay lisud mangawat....hahahaha :lol:
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