HINDI PALALAMANG ANG PINOY!!!
A Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast,
butter and jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and
starts an unwanted conversation:-
American: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread?"
Filipino : "Of course."
American: (blowing bubble with his gum) "We don't. In the States, we
only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle,
re-bake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines "
American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
Filipino: "Of course."
American: (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) : "We
don't. In the States, we eat fruit for breakfast, put all the peels,
seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it
to the Philippines "
Filipino : "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
Filipino : "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away of course."
Filipino : "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum and sell it to America.
Never Mess with a Pinoy
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Never Mess with a Pinoy
" In Life, God doesn't give you the people you want; instead, He gives you the people you need; to teach you, to hurt you, and to love you, and to make you exactly the way you should be... SMILE! For, Life will always be, B-E-A-Utiful. "
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hehehe! imbes na kataw-an mo sila anti, ya-hi-blood sa kaw bagan hinua.... 
anay pa sa itun mga Kano. kun dili lamang gayud kinahanglan manginabuhi ngatun kay malabad itun discrimination, ngadi da sa kan lamang garo kami.
anay pa sa itun mga Kano. kun dili lamang gayud kinahanglan manginabuhi ngatun kay malabad itun discrimination, ngadi da sa kan lamang garo kami.
" In Life, God doesn't give you the people you want; instead, He gives you the people you need; to teach you, to hurt you, and to love you, and to make you exactly the way you should be... SMILE! For, Life will always be, B-E-A-Utiful. "
